Alarm Clock

Hey all.
Welcome to Ramblings of a University Dweller! My name is Ashley and I shall be your blog attendant. Please keep all hands and feet to yourself as we try to direct ourselves through what will hopefully be a somewhat understandable smattering of words!
Today my topic isssss *dramatic drum roll* alarm clocks!
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Yeah but seriously, does anyone else set multiple alarms to fool their sleep-selves? I have no other choice- my sleep-self has gotten so good at turning the alarm off that I can't have less then two. Optimal is five, just to be sure I'm up and at 'em for my morning class (I've slept through a couple classes, simply because I've pressed snooze, then sleep-self struck once I conked out agains and BAM there goes both of my english classes for that day.
And then there's the 'I've-pressed-snooze-too-many-times-and-now-have-ten-minutes-to-get-out-of-here' moments- lets just say its a good thing I look so damn good in baseball hats, otherwise my bangs would be standing straight up at the most attractive angle (ladies, put in the money to buy a flat iron. Or, if you have one, don't be like me and forget it at your parent's house. Repeatedly.).
This morning I had a paper to hand in first class, so seven alarms were sent, and no, sleep-self must have realized how important the paper was so I WASN'T SABOTAGED.
So yes. There.
Happy Monday, Ya'll. I got four hours of sleep last night (another reason for the seven alarms), so I'm gonna hit the hay.